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Not stressed enough? We have just the service for you!
Break From School Breaks is a startup that will assign you stressful and fulfilling work to keep you busy over your school breaks! Read More
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Down bad? Pick up a Yellowjacket with these punny lines
To help all my Yellowjackets who are looking to get stung by the love bug, here are some handy-dand-e-lion pick-up lines to help you out, just in case. Read More
Adderal
Public Safety find secret mice cabal: Adderall for all
A secret adderall-slinging organization run by the mice that live in residential housing was uncovered this week by Public Safety officers. Read More
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YoUR confessions are safe (with administration)
UR confessional pages have, unsurprisingly, become part of our school culture in the way that only chaotic, irresponsible, student-run programs can. Read More
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Slim Goodbody is back, baby!
Slim Goodbody is the bane of worlds, and the conqueror of hearts and minds. He is enshrouded in fear, mystery, and a 4000 dollar costume. Read More
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First-years officially classified as invasive species
Based on the first-years’ recent growth patterns, it is imperative to curb the first-year infestation before they take over Burton and Crosby as well. Read More
bees
Carnivorous dandelions are coming to campus
To cut down on the campus’ unmanageable yellowjacket infestation, a UR professor has released her research on breeding carnivorous dandelions. Read More
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Long-line epidemic sweeping through campus; Line vigilantes rumored
That’s right — the line epidemic is sweeping across the UR campus with no signs of slowing down. Read More
first-years
Breaking news: First-years still have a will to live
They are so full of hope it makes any upperclassman sick with the realization that they, too, were once full of bliss and a will to live. Read More
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A list of COVID-19-friendly pop-up requests
Although a healthy amount of UR students can subsist off of the sole resource known as “daddy’s money,” not everyone is that lucky. Read More
