UR Joking
meliora
The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years
Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More
humor
Move In Weekend: A Sports Commentary
Let me tell you folks, this is a real intense batch. We’ve already seen some creative use of sidewalk space, such as one first year Chatheiryn Smith, who took up 30 square feet of the PepsiCo Plaza with her nucleo-mercury retrograde-enlightened crystal collection. Read More
In-Person Classes
The Devil’s in the Details (of your syllabus)
Some have willingly entered into his service. I am no Faust: I was merely a fool. Lying in small print, at the bottom of the second page of his syllabus for ENGL 321 Read More
UR Joking
Elevating your elevator conversations
We’ve all been there, pressing that oh-so-shiny, round, absolutely irresistible button that will summon a hulking mass of metal to which you shall entrust your life to bring you up several hundred feet. The worst part of this death-trap-in-waiting? The most dreadful part of standing inside an iron cage hurtling skyward? Other people. Read More
fraternity
Frat boy Cupid and St. Valentine appear for Valentine’s Day
Skeptics, poets, unearthly deities battling for dominance, what would you have it: Love makes fools of us all. Read More
chatbot
Letter to the Editor: STFU, CHATBOT
Why the F*** are there more ChatBot emails in my inbox, huh? Read More
Midterms
Psychological Warfare: Midterms
It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester. Read More
experiment
Psychology Bets
The students made bets on which major they thought they could get to burn down our beloved Rush Rhees Library Read More
Campus Life
Dealing with Snow
Because this is The First Time Ever that snow has fallen, here’s how to deal with the snow that plagues this campus (we could really use some of that “global warming” now, amirite?). Read More
