UR Joking
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing. Read More
demons
The Demonic Nature of Innovative Technology
Elkay EZO8WSSK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Hands Free Activation Refrigerated Stainless, Stainless Steel Read More
addition
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
You no longer need to make thermite at home, you can buy it in coffee cans. But it is kinda steep and you will need to cut the coffee out. Read More
Adulting
An open letter to junior year
I made a bulleted list. Why? To convince myself that if I’ve survived what I deem pretty damn miserable, I can really do anything. Read More
asbestos
There are freshmen in your walls
⛧ n̸̪̎̋à̶̡̜͔̍͐͝m̵̜̠̣͉̬̋̈́͘e̵̜͚̥͆̅̃̈́́ ̸̘̩̒̂ą̶̭̖̓̑n̴͎̍͆͗̋͐d̸̠̔ͅ ̸͕̻͔̪̙̽͛m̴̝̫̪̀͐ą̷̿̒̊̈ĵ̷͎̜̭̈́̄̀ö̷̳̫̥͓̭r̴̹̰̘̱͗̿͋̄̈́?̶̙̫̠̖͖̔̽ ⛧ Read More
Gilbert
The maze formally known as Gilbert Hall
It’s okay to turn a blind eye to abusing the laws of the natural world. All this reporter can do is turn around and walk out of Gilbert. Read More
UR Joking
A letter to future UR kids
You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over. Read More
cbt
The Joker speaks
This sent me down a rabbit hole — how much force do you need to physically remove a male genitalia from the rest of the body? Read More
bubble bubble toil and trouble
Considering campus curses
I heard that this curse was actually invented within the last two decades to create some lore and mystery. I think the campus needs some new curses. Read More
hihi haha
The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work? Read More
