UR Joking
Barry Manilow
Her Name Was Rosemary! She Was an “It”-Girl!
What have we gained from this? I ask this genuinely, because I do not know. If we are Sisyphus, Party School is our rock. Read More
Animals
Rest in peace, Med Center bat
Finding a bat in a med center lab raises a lot of questions: How did it get in here? Why did it pick a sticky trap as its landing pad? Read More
arms race
The mice make me crazy
Wait! There is still hope! We are not animals. We have technology! Google says mouse traps. I say let the arms race begin. Read More
finance
No more Mel Sauce weekend
My tuition is paying for barrels upon barrels of Mel Sauce for this weekend alone. Do we really need a Mel Sauce slip and slide? Read More
Barry Manilow
Her name was Rosemary! She was an “It”-Girl!
Mills’ relationship with Rosemary feels actively teenage and real, which makes the humor that follows it fall flatter. Read More
Gleason
Go To Sleep, UR!
“Hat Man appeared within the intersection of reality and imagination, in the world between sleepiness and wakefulness.” Read More
bleach
Elena’s Haircut
I must’ve blacked out while they were washing my hair, but Alicia tells me that I told her I wanted a “cute lil’ gay lil’ thing” Read More
joker
Knowledge is power
I ain't fucking around on my phone for multiple hours while the existential dread of never being good enough creeps in. Read More
big fish small pond
‘Fish pledge’: the WCSA story
More troubling, she is one of the newer staff members: could this be a form of hazing? “If he dies, that’s on me,” she confides. Read More
abacus
Libraries out of calculators, students turn to the dark arts
In replacement of the calculators, the libraries have begun to hand out abacuses to students, and offering lessons on how to use them. Read More
