UR Joking

Did you hear a bird today?

Every morning, I wake up early and run around campus, chirping loud enough so people would be able to hear me, even deep in their sleep. Read More

The Structure of an Essay

Finally, you have the conclusion, the only part of your essay that your professor will actually read. You can’t exactly blame them. Read More

The PumpKing

Ready to take the pumpkin out on a walk, we looked for it within our lounge. But it wasn’t there. Had someone taken it? Read More

Elena’s LEGOs

I’m scrambling. How had this all gone so wrong so quickly? Luckily, I had Markup. I was good, maybe too good. He gobbled my lies right up.  Read More

Her Name Was Rosemary! She Was an “It”-Girl!

What have we gained from this? I ask this genuinely, because I do not know. If we are Sisyphus, Party School is our rock. Read More

Rest in peace, Med Center bat

Finding a bat in a med center lab raises a lot of questions: How did it get in here? Why did it pick a sticky trap as its landing pad? Read More

The mice make me crazy

Wait! There is still hope! We are not animals. We have technology! Google says mouse traps. I say let the arms race begin. Read More

No more Mel Sauce weekend

My tuition is paying for barrels upon barrels of Mel Sauce for this weekend alone. Do we really need a Mel Sauce slip and slide? Read More

Her name was Rosemary! She was an “It”-Girl!

Mills’ relationship with Rosemary feels actively teenage and real, which makes the humor that follows it fall flatter. Read More

Go To Sleep, UR!

“Hat Man appeared within the intersection of reality and imagination, in the world between sleepiness and wakefulness.”  Read More