UR Joking
Bird
Did you hear a bird today?
Every morning, I wake up early and run around campus, chirping loud enough so people would be able to hear me, even deep in their sleep. Read More
academic tomfoolery
The Structure of an Essay
Finally, you have the conclusion, the only part of your essay that your professor will actually read. You can’t exactly blame them. Read More
Gilbert
The PumpKing
Ready to take the pumpkin out on a walk, we looked for it within our lounge. But it wasn’t there. Had someone taken it? Read More
airport shenanigans
Elena’s LEGOs
I’m scrambling. How had this all gone so wrong so quickly? Luckily, I had Markup. I was good, maybe too good. He gobbled my lies right up. Read More
Barry Manilow
Her Name Was Rosemary! She Was an “It”-Girl!
What have we gained from this? I ask this genuinely, because I do not know. If we are Sisyphus, Party School is our rock. Read More
Animals
Rest in peace, Med Center bat
Finding a bat in a med center lab raises a lot of questions: How did it get in here? Why did it pick a sticky trap as its landing pad? Read More
arms race
The mice make me crazy
Wait! There is still hope! We are not animals. We have technology! Google says mouse traps. I say let the arms race begin. Read More
finance
No more Mel Sauce weekend
My tuition is paying for barrels upon barrels of Mel Sauce for this weekend alone. Do we really need a Mel Sauce slip and slide? Read More
Barry Manilow
Her name was Rosemary! She was an “It”-Girl!
Mills’ relationship with Rosemary feels actively teenage and real, which makes the humor that follows it fall flatter. Read More
Gleason
Go To Sleep, UR!
“Hat Man appeared within the intersection of reality and imagination, in the world between sleepiness and wakefulness.” Read More
