Humor

Noisy neighbors

It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!” Read More

Dining lauded for creative seating solution

When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal. Read More

Virus ravages campus

Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents. Read More

Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike

UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015. Read More

Life after college athletics

A helpful guide for graduating athletes on how to leave the cult that is college sports. Read More

What type of shower are you?

Answer these 11 questions to figure out what kind of shower you are! Number 10 will shock you! Read More

Cage, the Elephant

Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance by their favorite alternative rock band, Cage the Elephant. “I’m going to demand my money back,” said Sarah Weise, a disgruntled fan who left the Main Street Armory half an hour into the performance. “I […]

An open letter to big loser Club Penguin executives

BigFlippers306 thinks the Club Penguin executives are making a tremendous mistake by shutting down their site. Sad! Read More

What is humor?

How am I supposed to write something humorous when half the people I know find the cutesy, innocent humor of “New Girl” to their taste? Read More

Martino signs order to build wall

The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters. Read More