Humor
UR Joking
Noisy neighbors
It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!” Read More
Dining
Dining lauded for creative seating solution
When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal. Read More
UR Joking
Virus ravages campus
Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents. Read More
Seligman
Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike
UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015. Read More
Humor
Life after college athletics
A helpful guide for graduating athletes on how to leave the cult that is college sports. Read More
Humor
What type of shower are you?
Answer these 11 questions to figure out what kind of shower you are! Number 10 will shock you! Read More
Nicolas Cage
Cage, the Elephant
Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance by their favorite alternative rock band, Cage the Elephant. “I’m going to demand my money back,” said Sarah Weise, a disgruntled fan who left the Main Street Armory half an hour into the performance. “I […]
Club Penguin
An open letter to big loser Club Penguin executives
BigFlippers306 thinks the Club Penguin executives are making a tremendous mistake by shutting down their site. Sad! Read More
Humor
What is humor?
How am I supposed to write something humorous when half the people I know find the cutesy, innocent humor of “New Girl” to their taste? Read More
SA
Martino signs order to build wall
The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters. Read More