Humor
CT Recommends
CT Recommends: Going to Mount Hope Cemetery with a shovel and getting to it
To those concerned about legality: If you plan to take anything with you out of the cemetery, you can always call it an “archaeological discovery!" Read More
CT Spooky
CT Spooky: Harkness Hall isn’t real
Wake up people! Quad Fox is a robot, the clock tower hides a magical portal, and the bells from Rush Rhees emit a frequency that takes over your mind. Read More
personality quiz
This Quiz Will Reveal What Percent Rochester VSCO Girl You Are
When your Nike Air Force One crosses the barrier from first-year quad to frat quad, does MERT take your ass out? Then you may be a VSCO girl! Read More
cooking
CT Spooky: Meliora Witches Brew
From your campus demon girl who lives in the tunnels, this somewhat involved recipe will make the dead rise from the grave just to get a taste! Read More
frat party
CT Spooky: The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad frat party line
As the students slowly converged around the dark porch, a voice of authority made his will known. “Get the fuck off the porch or nobody is getting in!” Read More
Counter-protests
Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests
When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them. Read More
Better CDCS
Better CDCS voted ‘Sexiest Browser Extension Alive’
Better CDCS was viewed as a major underdog going into this year’s competition, which in years past has been dominated by Adblock and Google Translate. Read More
American Society of Speedwalking
Shocking: UR student confirmed to have first name
I was sitting at the Pit, dreaming about a world where the salad bar offers more than two fruits at any given time. Then one revelation tore me apart. Read More
mascots
Replacing Rocky: dandelion, groundboi, and Quad Fox popular candidates for new mascot
The inconsistency of Rocky’s image reflects a debate that rages in the student body: How well does a Yellowjacket represent our school? Read More
handjobs
UR senior confident “killer handjobs” deserve mention in study abroad reflection essay
What was originally just a brief mention of “extracurricular fun” gradually morphed into “getting absolutely wrung dry behind Club Catwalk.” Read More