Humor

Rocky gets Queer Eye makeover

UR’s beloved mascot, Rocky the Yellowjacket, has gotten another makeover — this time with the help of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye.” Read More

Boat’s Stuck. Can’t Help.

From the April Fools section: The current plan is to have the Mechanical Engineering students design tugboats to pull the larger boat into place. Read More

All UR sports teams undefeated in 2020 season

One of the most worrying aspects of the amazing defensive streak for the ’Jackets was the record-low attendance at games Read More

BAC of undergrads is sky-high during midterms

"For one student, his blood test had no actual blood; his veins were running only on Genesee Lights and Snapples. He’s a medical miracle!" Read More

UR Plagued: A Passover tale

At the start of this month, I decided to embrace the holiday and reread the story of Passover to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors. Read More

Darwin: wise or wack?

I come to you today, dear readers, with what I unabashedly believe to be the biggest scientific revelation in the history of our species.  Read More

How to throw a ‘virtual’ frat party in 2021

With the COVID-19 pandemic turning one full year old (happy birthday, by the way), people are growing impatient. That’s why I made the ultimate guide to throwing a 100 percent virtual frat party. Read More

The diary of a student forgotten in Whipple Park

Hello to whoever finds this in the future. My name is Chad Spike, and I’m quarantining in Whipple Park because I got COVID-19. Read More

The major flaws with each major in STEM

I felt safe writing this article, mostly because I am operating under the assumption that only a small fraction of STEM majors can actually read anything other than scatter plots and Python. Read More

Letter to the Editor: In defense of Rocky

Rocky is a valuable, hardworking member of the community, as proven by his business endeavor on campus Rocky’s Sub Shop (and, posthumously until the libs get over this whole virus thing, Lounge). Read More