Humor
UR Joking
Rocky gets Queer Eye makeover
UR’s beloved mascot, Rocky the Yellowjacket, has gotten another makeover — this time with the help of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye.” Read More
UR Joking
Boat’s Stuck. Can’t Help.
From the April Fools section: The current plan is to have the Mechanical Engineering students design tugboats to pull the larger boat into place. Read More
Satire
All UR sports teams undefeated in 2020 season
One of the most worrying aspects of the amazing defensive streak for the ’Jackets was the record-low attendance at games Read More
Satire
BAC of undergrads is sky-high during midterms
"For one student, his blood test had no actual blood; his veins were running only on Genesee Lights and Snapples. He’s a medical miracle!" Read More
UR Joking
UR Plagued: A Passover tale
At the start of this month, I decided to embrace the holiday and reread the story of Passover to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors. Read More
Darwin
Darwin: wise or wack?
I come to you today, dear readers, with what I unabashedly believe to be the biggest scientific revelation in the history of our species. Read More
Satire
How to throw a ‘virtual’ frat party in 2021
With the COVID-19 pandemic turning one full year old (happy birthday, by the way), people are growing impatient. That’s why I made the ultimate guide to throwing a 100 percent virtual frat party. Read More
Narratives
The diary of a student forgotten in Whipple Park
Hello to whoever finds this in the future. My name is Chad Spike, and I’m quarantining in Whipple Park because I got COVID-19. Read More
UR Joking
The major flaws with each major in STEM
I felt safe writing this article, mostly because I am operating under the assumption that only a small fraction of STEM majors can actually read anything other than scatter plots and Python. Read More
Satire
Letter to the Editor: In defense of Rocky
Rocky is a valuable, hardworking member of the community, as proven by his business endeavor on campus Rocky’s Sub Shop (and, posthumously until the libs get over this whole virus thing, Lounge). Read More
