Humor
D-Day
D-Day balloons hijacked by pirate ghost
According to historical records found in a deep, nearly forgotten corner of Rush Rhees Library, Captain Sykes was ridiculed by his piratical peers for choosing to ply fresh waters. Read More
UR Joking
‘Dumb Ways To Die’: Rochester edition
When you’d do anything to finish the semester immediately, that suspiciously undercooked chicken from the Pit doesn’t start to look half bad. Read More
UR Joking
Pro-global warming campus club launched in response to cold spring
Stuple is hoping these efforts will be enough to “scare the mean cold weather away” so he can “finally start working on his summer tan.” Read More
UR Joking
What to do with your end-of-semester declining
Instead of scrambling to spend all of your (not-so) hard-earned declining on junk food from Hillside, here are some alternatives. Read More
lamps
Got lamps?
I landed on the bright idea of @URLamps, the new designated spot for all UR students’ lighting fixture content! Read More
UR Joking
Best places to have a semi-public breakdown on campus
We no longer need to wonder if people are lying when they say they’re fine. We know they’re not fine, and neither are we. Read More
UR Joking
Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover
The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy. Read More
poetry
Poetry from the Publisher
These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public. Read More
UR Joking
A humble review of Connection’s soups
These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe. Read More
Satire
Exclusive interview with a UR dropout turned influencer
From the Humor section: It’s plain to see that monetizing your hotness, or “influencing,” is now a viable and maybe even preferential career option. Read More