Humor
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward. Read More
finding love
I’ve had enough of the PDA in Gleason!
I’m tired of trying to do work while the couples next to me flirt at each other without a care in the world. There is no coolness in that. Read More
fake news
Three headlines and a lie
Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than promising “let’s get coffee if you’re ever in town!” Can you spot the odd one out? Read More
#Wake up sheeple
A comprehensive guide to common sense nap control
NEVER NAP WITH YOUR BODY POINTED NORTH SOUTH. The lay lines could wash over you and cause your subconscious to capsize. Read More
anti-stem
Do You Hear the People Sing? Singing the Song of English Majors
In stolen moments they scribble short stories about forests onto paper that remembers what it means to be a tree. Read More
conspiracy!
Why Delaware isn’t real
It would look pretty bad for Biden if he had no political experience before becoming Vice President, right? He would have had no credibility. Read More
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired. Read More
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing. Read More
demons
The Demonic Nature of Innovative Technology
Elkay EZO8WSSK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Hands Free Activation Refrigerated Stainless, Stainless Steel Read More
