Archives - Gabriel Jiang
bathroom creatures
Showerhead danger
Bathrooms are dangerous. That is a fact. There are many things that could go incredibly wrong in a bathroom. Whether it’s drowning in a toilet, drowning in the sink, drowning in the shower, or the worst of the all: slipping when getting out of the shower and hitting your head on the opposing wall which […]
brain wrinkles
Roachester’s new delicacy
Now, the next time you get charged by a roach after entering Simon Business School or have to play with way-too-small beetles, just scoop them up with your hand, roast them, and now you have a perfect meal to enjoy. Read More
Campus Times
Support the Student Newspaper
Help wanted! After everyone’s mass resignation event during the production of our previous issue, the Campus Times is now in shambles. Read More
kitchen utensil
The grate-ness of graters
Also, the variety of things that can be grated are out of this world. Ranging from vegetables to cheeses, all things can be improved by this humble kitchen tool. Read More
baby
Baby presses charges against mother for being born
the birth was so unsatisfactory that the plaintiff received auditory and visual trauma from the disgust and harassment from the doctors, as well as sustained neglect from the mother subsequent to their birth. Read More
Black Friday
The first gifting games of Black Friday
It’s that time of year again: Black Friday. Read More
life changing
Life-changing scam emails
Navigating the world of scam emails can be complex, but once you learn the ropes on how to maximize the dopamine rushes from these emails, your life will be changed forever. Read More
employment tips
How to Job: Full comprehensive tips
The employment world has become like a game that’s time-gated, but instead of time, it’s work experience and instead of being fun, it fills you with dread and hopelessness Read More
anarchy
They’re Watching
It’s time for us to make a move against the government and their bug-bird army. Read More