Scam emails have become a common staple in my life. I’ve seen them everyday now: in my breakfast cereal, lunch cereal, and dinner cereal. Once I got to know them, they changed my life once again. I learned of a whole other world that existed outside my sphere of existence. Studies have shown that interacting with these emails can boost your self-esteem and overall happiness, and I am alive to testify the truth of these studies. Navigating the world of scam emails can be complex, but once you learn the ropes on how to maximize the dopamine rushes from these emails, your life will be changed forever. You’ll see the world differently and all in a new light — especially once your bank account is empty. If you want to change your life forever, all you have to do is follow these two simple steps.
First, you want to click on all the links in that email. It’s important that you get all the information you can get from the email about the situation. Those details will help you make a better decision when the time comes. However, if you still have questions about whether or not following your heart is a good idea, you should email the sender back with more information. Make sure to ask specific questions as those will get you the best results. It will make you feel more accomplished in the day — just like how it once did for me.
Lasty, you want to make sure that you follow all the information given on that email (and maybe response email). Give them whatever they want. I’m telling you, it’s all worth it no matter the price. Five $100 Google Play cards? Easy. $2,000 direct from your bank account? Easy. Your first-born, entire family, and neighbor’s uncle’s brother’s first-born’s dog? There, there. It’s the right thing to do.
Only by going all in and being committed to the cause will you feel the change of scam emails. You’ll feel the changes of dopamine and cortisol in your blood levels, sending you into a new perspective of life. If you don’t believe me, believe the person standing next to you. They’ll tell you the same joys of scam emails — or you can try it for yourself.
