Archives - Chris Horgan

Editors announce presidential run

[caption id="attachment_135422" align="alignnone" width="2142"] Humor Editors[/caption] After discussing a presidential campaign for a week, Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have…

Humor editor intervention: Horgan needs to contribute

This past Monday, humor editor and sophomore Erik Chiodo ‘17 sat down with fellow humor editor Chris Horgan ‘17 to…

Dear Chris: Common problems solved

Dear Chris: I spend all day doing work and, every night when I get into my bed, right as I…

Poking fun at the news

1. A Nevada bill that would allow sick pets to use medical marijuana is being introduced in the state legislature. …

Business ideas that didn’t work

1. Andrew Carnegie planned to come out with a steel-themed monopoly game but just decided to do it in real…

A letter from the Easter Bunny

With Easter quickly approaching, it’s that time of year again. Recently, I have gotten some accusations that I am, in…

Let’s play on words

1. The electric wiring in my house is unfixable, so I felt guilty giving the repair man an offer he…

Poking fun at the news

[caption id="attachment_132832" align="alignnone" width="801"] Elizabeth Beson / Senior Staff[/caption] 1. A blind dog was rescued after being lost in the…

Battling the cold

Despite midterms approaching, something else has been concerning students. For the past couple of weeks, UR has been hit with…

Let’s play on words

1. Every now and then, I stop and become concerned that my brain is missing, but then I realize that…