Archives - Chris Horgan
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Poking fun at the news: Affluenza, extraterrestrials and Sanders tattoos
Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child.
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Poking fun at the news: Empty planes and missing cats
After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well.
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The earth is flat, and other B.o.B.-isms
As you were preoccupied with work, rapper B.o.B. suggested that the Earth wasn’t round. He then supported his statements with debunked theories to prove why.
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And the rest isn’t history
I thought I might share with you the knowledge that I have acquired while being enrolled in Fictional History 101.
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A tourist’s guide to Washington D.C.
I’ve been in Washington D.C., the political capital of the world, for a couple of months now participating in an…
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Advice for those who need it
Right now, a bunch of seniors are preparing to graduate, and they are probably asking themselves, “Where did the time…
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Dear Chris: Common problems asked and answered
[caption id="attachment_140732" align="alignleft" width="300"] Christian Cieri, Illustrator[/caption] Dear Chris: I’m in this class and I absolutely love it. However, there…
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To be or not to be a fan of the Buffalo Sabres
I’m in a seat, surrounded by 18,690 strangers with one thing in common. We want what’s best for Buffalo Sabres…
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A riddle: who am I?
I sent you to the hospital. Who knew burns could be so damaging? On top of this, they even suggested…
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Campus Times takes a chance on unexperienced copy editors
A new caste of copy editors was added to the prestigious CT this weekend, the group includes foreign exchange student,…
