Archives - Chris Horgan
Humor
Poking fun at the news
1. The Utah House of Representatives has voted to restore the use of execution by firing squad. Although this leaves…
Humor
If nature could interact with humans
Certainly, if trees could talk, you would never be able to win an argument against them because they would only…
Humor
Valentine’s Day signs: How to tell if your crush likes you
1. First off, to save some time, go right up to your crush and ask, “Hey, do you like me?”…
Humor
Dear Chris: Help!
[caption id="attachment_125842" align="alignleft" width="214"] Aaron Schaffer, Editor-in-Chief[/caption] Dear Chris: There’s a really pretty girl, but she’s a freshman, and I’m…
Humor
A few UR advertisement ideas
Marketing is important, and I see a couple of opportunities for the University to create some entertaining advertisements. In one…
Humor
Poking fun at the news
1. A 94-year-old male driver blasted through a car wash at 40 miles an hour. Police find these occurrences difficult…
Humor
A rewarding haiku
There is a treasure. I could tell you where it is, but haikus are short. Horgan is a member of…
Horgan
Poking fun at the news
1. A new study finds that a burger for lunch reduces 30 minutes a day off your life. Confirming that…
Bob Dylan
A Christmas album that won’t warm your heart
It’s that time of year again, when holiday music begins to play-thank you Star 102.5, a reference that Western New…
Red-Nosed
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Here’s a little holiday tale to clear some things up a little bit. You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer…
