1. The electric wiring in my house is unfixable, so I felt guilty giving the repair man an offer he couldn’t re-fuse.

2. Angels make poor friends because they aren’t down-to-Earth people.

3. Scheduling events for a friend is a good way to make their day.

4. Before Jesus walked on water, he did a few dry runs.

5. Scientists spend so much time studying why snails don’t get married, but it’s because they take things slowly.

6. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

7. If it weren’t for spell check, I wouldn’t be able to spell anything rite.

8. Telling someone to break a leg works well, unless they are a sprinter.

9. Marry someone who is the same height as you. That way, you’ll always see eye to eye.

10. If a pistol and a rifle had a child, it would be one dangerous son of a gun.

11. Jogging every day will be good in the long run.

Horgan is a member of
the class of 2017.



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