SA Elections
Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid
Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More
UR Joking
Single Room Available for Subletter
My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music. Read More
Political Comedy
Forgotten presidents of the United States
This week in Fictional History 101, we learned about some of our nation’s most forgotten presidents. Here’s what we learned! Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news
California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.” Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady
Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy
While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands. Read More
Narratives
Slogan debunker
Hello, again! My name is Pete, and somehow I’m still the CT’s Senior Slogan Debunker. I’ve been tasked with assessing the logic behind some popular slogans, so let’s see how they hold up. Read More
UR Joking
Former Humor Editors reconsidering run for SA office
Last year, the pair considered entering the race, but decided that a position in office wouldn’t be beneficial to anyone. Read More
Satire
Poking Fun at the News: Disney movies, Cambodia, and Donald Trump
Cops arrested a suspect as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout. Read More
Narratives
The Slogan Debunker
Slogans are pivotal marketing opportunities for groups, and I have been tasked with assessing the logic behind a few popular slogans. Read More
