UR Joking
bubly
The grief of a lost Bubly machine
What do you do when that which you love is stripped from you unceremoniously? When all of a sudden, something has fundamentally changed? Read More
British “people”
Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup
The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig! Read More
applejack
Dam Funny: A Review of “Hundreds of Beavers” – North America’s Largest Rodent Takes Center Stage
Our protagonist awakes in shoulder-deep snow. He is alone, without any worldly possessions. His applejack business is as good as gone. Read More
Clickbait
I SAW A MAN IN THE WOODS (CLICKBAIT!!!!)
You are an absolute buffoon. I’m crying from laughing as I type this, just imagining your dumbfounded face. How could you fall for this? Read More
cars
Rust, Rude Remarks, and Waterlogged Trunks: The Northwest Auto Mall Nightmare
At no point did he utter the phrase “New York State Inspection,” and the vehicle failed to display an inspection sticker. Read More
bees
Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.
“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear. Read More
anti-stalking
How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps
Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted. Read More
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings. Read More
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!" Read More
