UR Joking

Groundhogs plot to take over the University

The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school. Read More

GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest

On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis. Read More

Shoe thoughts to chew on

Flip-flops are the complete opposite from your high class delectables. It’s a bit of a hit or miss, but they’re your quick snack. Read More

Brainrot

Originating from the epicenter of sigma male dominance — Skibidi Toilet, Ohio — Skibidi Slicers are the go-to meal for the true alpha grindset warriors. Read More

New trend: NOT pirating textbooks

However, there is one skill that no one can live without: using slightly-maybe-not-so-legal illegal means of obtaining materials necessary for class. Read More

Fake Yellowjacket Weekend activities

In the following 48 hours, new students must get stung by a number of professionally trained yellowjackets, as determined by the year they graduate. Read More

The grief of a lost Bubly machine

What do you do when that which you love is stripped from you unceremoniously? When all of a sudden, something has fundamentally changed? Read More

Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup

The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig! Read More

Dam Funny: A Review of “Hundreds of Beavers” – North America’s Largest Rodent Takes Center Stage

Our protagonist awakes in shoulder-deep snow. He is alone, without any worldly possessions. His applejack business is as good as gone. Read More

I SAW A MAN IN THE WOODS (CLICKBAIT!!!!)

You are an absolute buffoon. I’m crying from laughing as I type this, just imagining your dumbfounded face. How could you fall for this? Read More