UR Joking
misanthropy
Life and college students: a mutual hatred
It’s been a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day. I hate everyone and everyone hates me. I crawl into bed at 8 p.m., face my pillow, and scream into the void. Read More
feudalism
To eat, or not to eat, that is the question
Professors of the chemical engineering department are now offering a fun little opportunity for all UR students looking to complete their History cluster. For no less than 40 hours a week, you have the privilege of LARPing as a feudal serf. Read More
A Cappella
“Destroyed by mouth sounds:” a cappella demolition
His basic game plan: attract attention with a high D and wrist flourish to distract passerby, while the demolition team’s other members bulldoze campus property with equipment rescued from that one Elmwood Avenue construction site. Read More
PRR sucks
Please don’t look at me while I’m studying
I almost felt like a real college student for a second, instead of the precarious pyramid of nocturnal raccoons (in sunglasses and a trench coat, of course) that I actually am. Read More
eject me now
Comic: UR sus
Failure to complete tasks results in expulsion from this school. Read More
dirt
Tunneling club reaches new tunnels
Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like. Read More
ever better
Quiz: Should you overload next semester?
Do you have friends/a social life? "A. If my laptop, iPad, and three-foot stack of biology notes count, then yes." Read More
bees
Buzzz-buzzz
They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane. Read More
cult yelp
Grading the cults on campus
Student Association: You think they would have better things to do with their time instead of larping House of Cards. Read More
bean worship
The return of ye olde Peet’s
I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location. Read More
