UR Joking
UR Joking
A letter to future UR kids
You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over. Read More
cbt
The Joker speaks
This sent me down a rabbit hole — how much force do you need to physically remove a male genitalia from the rest of the body? Read More
bubble bubble toil and trouble
Considering campus curses
I heard that this curse was actually invented within the last two decades to create some lore and mystery. I think the campus needs some new curses. Read More
hihi haha
The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work? Read More
College Scam
You should extort the housing lottery!
I’m not saying seniors should extort students and profit hundreds of dollars. I’m saying that generosity could be killing monetary benefits. Read More
rage against the signage
I really, really dislike this sign
This is not only wrong, but downright un-American. I refuse to elaborate on how. Read More
finals season
POV: help
I can submit this on time. I will not be ready to submit this on time. The submit button stares back at me. I avert my eyes. Read More
eldritch taxes
The Taxman cometh
I know He is tempting me. The more I profit, the more he can take from me. Read More
fear not our benevolent creator
Gender vs. God: Tips and tricks to escape the vengeful hand of a benevolent omnipotent being
Passover is underway, and if you are unlucky enough to be male, goy, and firstborn, it is a truly terrifying time indeed. Read More
Cover Letter
The yearn to earn
From the day I became self-aware, I have desired to devote a literal third of my entire adult life to working for you. At your very company! Read More
