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SA IMPACT
I know that you know that I know that you know about the SA IMPACT program, which gives students the opportunity to make a petition and attempt to implement an idea into student life. At first, I was slightly skeptical of the idea (I don’t like change unless it’s written by David Bowie), but after […]
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Dear Chris: Common problems asked and answered
Dear Chris: I’m in this class and I absolutely love it. However, there aren’t any other classes related to it so this will be it. What should I do? -From, Passionate Chris: Well, when people are really in love with something, they will do crazy things. That’s why I say that you should just try […]
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We need a hero; we need Phil Collins
If you are a ‘90s baby, odds are that you’ve seen Disney’s “Tarzan.” This movie is where I first found my true love. It was not Jane. Rather, it was with the angel whowas responsible for the whole movie’s soundtrack. That man is Phil Collins. If you don’t know who Phil Collins is, Google him. […]
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To be or not to be a fan of the Buffalo Sabres
I’m in a seat, surrounded by 18,690 strangers with one thing in common. We want what’s best for Buffalo Sabres hockey. Notice, though that I didn’t say we wanted the Sabres to win. Tonight is one of the last home games of the season against a talented Chicago Blackhawks squad. The Sabres have found themselves […]
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On chopsticks
This is my second article inspired by an arbitrary word, so here goes nothing. I’m glad this word came up because I have an affinity for Asian culture, namely Japanese culture. Over the years, I’ve honed my chopstick abilities and have also learned some chopstick etiquette along the way. I personally feel that chopsticks are […]
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A riddle: who am I?
I sent you to the hospital. Who knew burns could be so damaging? On top of this, they even suggested I poisoned you. Your atmosphere is dwindling, I suppose that is my fault too. An apology will have no worth, since I let your garden wizen. As for the murder, that was me. Your snowman […]
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Campus Times takes a chance on unexperienced copy editors
A new caste of copy editors was added to the prestigious CT this weekend, the group includes foreign exchange student, Francois Chaud 17’, who notes that he is unable to read or right in English, and Michael Kaplanoff ’17, The group is the first in over twenty years to begin editing without learning the style […]
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A Q&A with an individual from Indiana
Governor Mike Pence of the gracious state of Indiana revealed to the Campus Times his real motivation for signing the controversial “religious freedom” law which may allow business owners to reserve the right to refuse service to gays and lesbians based on religious beliefs. Understandably, many were outraged, so we sat down with him to […]
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College Town to be demolished
Now that College Town is almost complete, Rochester officials have sent out a press release confirming its demolition in the beginning of 2016. “We now realize that College Town is not making as great of a profit as we had originally hoped, so it is a better financial decision for the Rochester community to raze […]
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The 2015 finals draft: featuring every student at UR
The other day, I heard a rumor from a friend who knows a friend whose uncle graduated in 1980 who had a pre-major advisor in admissions who also dabbled in the registrar office from time-to-time who told me a new perspective on the time assignments for final exams. Every semester, I find myself pondering why […]