Humor
April Fools
Sports resignation
Moreover, I want to thank everyone at CT for expecting the absolute bare minimum from me and keeping their disappointment to themselves when I manage to do even less than that most weeks. Read More
20-story high parking lot
Why UR needs a 20-story parking lot on campus
According to all known codes of morality, there is little reason that the University should build a 20-story high parking lot. Read More
April Fool's
For whom the bell tolls
Rush Rhees Tower is the cultural and geographic center of the UR campus. But it is also the source of a great mystery. One I hope to uncover. Read More
April Fool's
Marathon man
He died in service of his nation and has been flexed on about it for two millennia — and they aren’t even doing it right! Read More
April Fool's
New professors teach the true meanings of chemistry
These new professors have already discussed some highlights to look forward to in their class. Read More
edgy fanfic
Geedis 3: Need for Geed
I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed. Read More
daisy
Updates on our Rabbit Overlord
When he finally approached Daisy’s kingdom, he proceeded to urinate upon the ground just outside the gates of her vast estates. Read More
