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Pissing people off for college students
Here's how to piss people (specifically college students) off in their day-to-day lives. Read More
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Sports fans ‘care’ about boxing, I mean UFC, again
Ronda Rousey was knocked out by Holly Holm on Sunday at some fight in Australia, the biggest thing to happen in boxing since the last time social media told us to watch a Rousey fight. Read More
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What is art?
The first result on Google defines art as “the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in the form of painting, music, literature and dance.” Read More
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Starbucks serves up a grande-hold the spirit-dose of holiday hell
For those of you reading this, congratulations on surviving the nuclear apocalypse that has surely taken place between the time this was written and the time it was published. Read More
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Student chooses to not pursue internship, thinks it’ll work out
This past weekend, junior Charles Wilkens announced to his parents: “Mom, Dad, I don’t want an internship this summer.” Read More
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Cats “R” Us: Insights into the lives of cats
This past Thursday, Friday and Saturday, evolutionary biologists at UR observed a concerning trend: the ecosystem balance between squirrels, skunks, groundhogs and cats seemed to be very out of place. Seemingly out of nowhere, cats—an animal not typically seen around campus—were spotted at a ridiculously high rate. When asked about the issue, department members commented, […]
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A tourist’s guide to Washington D.C.
I’ve been in Washington D.C., the political capital of the world, for a couple of months now participating in an internship through the University. With this in mind, I’ve seen every famous tourist site, and have gained valuable insight from each visit. This article contains none of that insight. Nevertheless, here is a brief detailing […]
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You are what you eat
Last week, UR Dining Services announced that Danforth will start serving only organically-sourced food, after several students protested animal cruelty by after a deer entered in Strong Memorial Hospital. While some health and environmentally-conscious students appreciated the gesture, many demanded even more meaningful change. “It’s a step in the right direction,” freshman Rachele Pianto said, […]
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The Adversary prepared to end Campus Times
The Adversary Rochester, The Adversary UR or simply just “The Adversary” (I have no idea—someone please help me out here) launched online in October 2015 with the mission of making all self-described “edgy” UR Students’ voices heard. Here at Campus Times, we are losing our damn minds. The Adversary debuted with a 66-second YouTube video, […]
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Diving deep into the bowels of the bathroom with UR’s Toilet MacGyver
Riverview: a place where you are living off campus, but can still enjoy the convienience of a declining plan. Another great amenity that I should mention is the bathroom. I would say that I spend more time in the bathroom than I do in my bedroom. Sure, it’s nice having a bed to sleep in, […]
