Humor

UR snow problems

“We are really sorry, but in our defense, we even thought that the school would be closed,” Austin Cook, Director of Plowing at the University of Rochester, said in response to student complaints of excess snow on pathways. Read More

Poking fun at the news: Empty planes and missing cats

After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well. Read More

A real, surviving, Bachelor, American Idol

With the spring TV season fully back into swing, lets consider some lessons of famous reality shows. Read More

Charles, toddler detective, chapter 2: A fence named picket

It’s never good to deal with guys who have tummy aches—who knows what’ll make ‘em snap? Read More

Scandinavian shenanigans in Sweden

When I first came to Sweden, I wasn’t sure what to expect other than meatballs, cold weather, and every Swede’s almost embarrassing mastery of English. Read More

Innocent birthday party act turns sour

According to this shocked mom, the children described the clown as “offensively bad,” with tricks that were “unoriginal and not meant for this modern era.” Read More

Political ice cream for 2016

With so many strong candidates this current presidential race, it can often seem difficult to discern who among them is worthy of the toughest job on the planet. Read More

The earth is flat, and other B.o.B.-isms

As you were preoccupied with work, rapper B.o.B. suggested that the Earth wasn’t round. He then supported his statements with debunked theories to prove why. Read More

5K Challenge 2016 Analysis

I’ll be honest: I’m still a little hurt that my 5K Challenge proposal was denied. Read More

Putin probably ordered hit on Litvinenko, surprisingly

It was pretty shocking the other day when I read the news and saw that Putin probably killed an ex-Russian-turned-U.K.-citizen special agent. Read More