Humor

Scandinavian shenanigans in Sweden

When I first came to Sweden, I wasn’t sure what to expect other than meatballs, cold weather, and every Swede’s almost embarrassing mastery of English. Read More

Innocent birthday party act turns sour

According to this shocked mom, the children described the clown as “offensively bad,” with tricks that were “unoriginal and not meant for this modern era.” Read More

Political ice cream for 2016

With so many strong candidates this current presidential race, it can often seem difficult to discern who among them is worthy of the toughest job on the planet. Read More

The earth is flat, and other B.o.B.-isms

As you were preoccupied with work, rapper B.o.B. suggested that the Earth wasn’t round. He then supported his statements with debunked theories to prove why. Read More

5K Challenge 2016 Analysis

I’ll be honest: I’m still a little hurt that my 5K Challenge proposal was denied. Read More

Putin probably ordered hit on Litvinenko, surprisingly

It was pretty shocking the other day when I read the news and saw that Putin probably killed an ex-Russian-turned-U.K.-citizen special agent. Read More

‘My frat isn’t like the other ones’

According to Sigma Psi Delta President and campus leader Hugh Stellar, SPD isn’t like the fraternities you hear about in the news. Read More

Charles, toddler detective

I’ve half a mind to call Mommy for a stiff glass of juicey when the source of trouble stumbles into the room on pink light-up Skechers. Read More

And the rest isn’t history

I thought I might share with you the knowledge that I have acquired while being enrolled in Fictional History 101. Read More

The 12 days of Rochester

I couldn’t help but be inspired to combine my desire to be back in Rochester with the dreadful carols overplayed over break. Read More