Humor
Halloween
Build a trick-or-treat bag and we’ll predict your Halloween
Will you make it home with your candy or will the frights get the better of you? Read More
UR Joking
STEM students declare war
Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch. Read More
Narratives
GroundMan: An origin story
Jesse Sternbean arrived on campus that day bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, and completely clueless as to how literally that idiom would soon apply to him. Read More
UR Joking
Greek Life to return to its roots
After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots. Read More
Greek Life
Jungle Party Recap
Sigma Chi had its big ol’ juicy Jungle Party this weekend, and boy, did I go. Read More
Humor
Reflection Among the Revelry
I asked the graduating seniors what they regret, feeling it was important to hear about the experiences of the seniors. Either they didn’t expect such a serious question, or they needed more time to process words through the drunken stupor of the Senior Week Wine Tour. Read More
Trump
Niche sports neglected in Trump’s tweets
The Ohio Machine are outraged at their lack of opportunities for outrage. Read More
Dora the Explorer
Dora and the Lost Ark
Little Suzie Jenkins is a true Dora aficionado, and she knew from the beginning that this Dora episode was going to be something special. Read More
Narratives
A Meal for You and Megan
A cheating boyfriend learns why the new restaurant's name is pronounced "MEE-gan." Read More
UR Joking
Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students. Read More
