Humor
Humor
Advice from Tiffany, the White Suburban Mom
In her new column, Tiffany the White Suburban Mom answers your pressing questions and gives advice to the common folk. Read More
Humor
Rochester’s Inaugural Hunger Games
Faced with the problem of too many students in the first-year class, the University of Rochester must take drastic measures in order to decrease the amount of matriculating students. Read More
Humor
Incoming Student Upset That No Professor Has Come Forward as His Nemesis Yet
A First-year is disappointed that no professor has come forward as his nemesis. The legacy student arrived on campus this semester hoping that adversity in the form of opposition to his academic success would inspire him to be ever better. Read More
UR Joking
Fresh alumni unable to identify any building on campus amid UR construction
The alumni strolled around campus, reminiscing about the way campus used to be. "Seems like I can't find a single building that was here when I was a student," one said. They had graduated just one week ago. Read More
Douglass
Douglass doors demand deliverance
“THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN CLOSED AT ALL TIMES,” the sign read. But did anyone ever ask the door what it thought about that? Read More
Commencement
Choose your own Commencement
You see a fun article on the Campus Times website. Do you want to read it?
Yes (proceed to article) or No (proceed to article anyway) Read More
food
CT Eats: The Pit
So you've had a long day studying for that midterm and the the only thing you have left to do is to eat until you de-stress. The world-renowned Pit is ready to serve you. Read More
Nicolas Cage
Picolas Cage: The Epilogue: Return of the Cage
Several months after I had last seen Nic Cage, I was surprised to hear what sounded like someone opening the front door of the mansion he bequeathed me. Read More
5K Challenge
5K Challenge winner announced
The winning proposal in the annual 5K Challenge triumphed over ideas such as massage chairs and ski pants, despite having been submitted in crayon on the back of a pizza box. Read More
