Humor

Ever Better CDCS

No amount of rearranging your labs and workshops will ever make Orgo go away, you poor suckers. Dump those "required" courses and take these ones instead! Read More

CT Recommends: Going to Mount Hope Cemetery with a shovel and getting to it

To those concerned about legality: If you plan to take anything with you out of the cemetery, you can always call it an “archaeological discovery!" Read More

CT Spooky: Harkness Hall isn’t real

Wake up people! Quad Fox is a robot, the clock tower hides a magical portal, and the bells from Rush Rhees emit a frequency that takes over your mind.  Read More

This Quiz Will Reveal What Percent Rochester VSCO Girl You Are

When your Nike Air Force One crosses the barrier from first-year quad to frat quad, does MERT take your ass out? Then you may be a VSCO girl! Read More

CT Spooky: Meliora Witches Brew

From your campus demon girl who lives in the tunnels, this somewhat involved recipe will make the dead rise from the grave just to get a taste!  Read More

CT Spooky: The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad frat party line

As the students slowly converged around the dark porch, a voice of authority made his will known. “Get the fuck off the porch or nobody is getting in!” Read More

Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests

When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them. Read More

Better CDCS voted ‘Sexiest Browser Extension Alive’

Better CDCS was viewed as a major underdog going into this year’s competition, which in years past has been dominated by Adblock and Google Translate. Read More

Shocking: UR student confirmed to have first name

I was sitting at the Pit, dreaming about a world where the salad bar offers more than two fruits at any given time. Then one revelation tore me apart. Read More

Replacing Rocky: dandelion, groundboi, and Quad Fox popular candidates for new mascot

The inconsistency of Rocky’s image reflects a debate that rages in the student body: How well does a Yellowjacket represent our school? Read More