Humor


Email blast from the distant past

I am becoming frailer and frailer day by day (I have had a cold since Thursday and I'm being a big baby about it). Read More

Dos and don’ts of befriending your neighborhood performative male

To make sure the man you have identified is indeed a performative male, make sure to look for the three Ls: Look-at-me energy, Lattes, and Loafers.  Read More

‘Twas a long night in Gleason

’Twas a long night in Gleason, when all through the room / Not a person was stirring, a silence of gloom. Read More

LEGO addiction

I’ve even walked in on him curled up on the floor on a Lego magic circle, trying to sacrifice his soul for more LEGO. Read More


The birth, life, and death of a Campus Times editor

Their voice begins to get higher and higher when, finally, they explode into rays of light and a Campus Times Editor is born. Read More

Meliora Weekend gets ever worse

At this point, I realized that it was pointless to run. The only way for this disaster to end was to sacrifice myself. Read More

Food package party: “big-backing”

It’s all just a marketing scheme to steal money from us poor consumers and give them to Big Chip. Read More

University divests from prison labor, cites excessive costs

Saving money is no easy task for the newly self-operational UR Dining Services — especially when trying to fill the non-slip shoes of a company famous for its lax policies regarding labor, health, and safety.  Read More