Humor
artificial intelligence
Administration to dissolve CT in favor of AI
The new age of the CT will rely solely on artificially generated content to meet the needs of the student body. Read More
breach of journalistic integrity
Campus Times EXPOSED: Editors caught censoring real news, placing it in Humor
Editor-in-Chief Alyssa Koh has been working with University President Sarah Mangelsdorf to censor stories by placing them in the Humor section. Read More
April Fool's
Wilder Tower boards vandalized
As of Monday, March 13, some new boards have been installed as replacements. They are roughly a quarter of the original boards’ dimensions. Read More
April Fool's
Same soup, just reheated: the URTV soup story
“The main reaction was confusion.” What they really learned, adds Chang, is “before anyone can know anything, they always ask, ‘What flavor?’” Read More
love
Research at Rochester: Campus Times staff on increased attraction levels to writers
There is a visible upward trend in levels of perceived attractiveness for those who write for the Campus Times. If you squint. Read More
betterthaneveryone
A chat with engineers on the engineering superiority complex
Complaining to a friend about your upcoming philosophy paper due? Well, actually, shut up, because listen, they’re an engineer, and they’ve probably spent more hours of their lives on their weekly problem sets than you have sleeping. Read More
advice
Tips on how to survive middle school
Rochester – as a former middle schooler, I am here to offer up some tips on how to survive it in case you fall into a wormhole and find yourself 13 years old again. Read More
death
The time I almost died
Everyone else had the same idea as me, everyone had leapt off the blanket. Everyone except for my three-year-old brother. Read More
ambrosia fr
An ode to jungle juice
The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice! Read More
but also don't
How to be the best journalist ever
Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze. Read More
