Humor

Calls for female celebrity to be publicly decapitated ring out

I think Lisa should be forced on her knees and decapitated with a samurai sword in front of a popcorn-chewing audience for what she has done. Read More

Woman with “my other car is a cat” bumper sticker terrifies gun-wielding ICE agent

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, Landon Smith, suffered a severe panic attack at the sight of a local woman driving in his general direction Read More




The great mosquito migration

The first mosquito explorer has officially discovered a new island habitable to all mosquitolings. This day marks a big occasion for all mosquito-kind, as this island means paradise. Read More

Candy stolen from babies at Strong Memorial Hospital

Currently, officials suspect that the robbers took the candy using a stolen utility ladder and glass-breaking power tools to enter through the back window. Read More

Mysterious moaning in Sue B. turns out not to be ghost

the only “paranormal” activity they found was a half empty bottle of wine, a couple ruffled sheets, and two nervous students insisting that they were just “rearranging furniture.” Read More