Humor
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings. Read More
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!" Read More
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding? Read More
age of technology
System.out.println(“Coding on paper.”);
I enjoy the occasional coding problem, as the differently-colored special words scratch a certain itch deep, deep down in my monkey brain. Read More
disinformation
The solution to all of your problems
I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars. Read More
2010's bangers
Sports! A layman’s perspective
7:19: They warm up? Music was cut, and now they're just playing. The puck is very small, and I cannot see anything. Read More
fight club
Take snow prisoners: I will murder you in a snowball fight
My snowball-induced reign of terror left me in a social tundra of my own creation, surrounded by icy silence and the accusatory stares of melting snowmen. Read More
coffee
Join the spiritual war against Starbucks
Every day, we have to monitor what we do, think, wear, and how we should customize our latte, just for the approval of the man. Enough. Read More
boobies
Let’s get lost! A wholesome travel tale
I’ve traveled abroad myself and can tell you two essentials you must bring along — a friend who can speak Spanish, and a pair of nice tits. Read More
