Humor
boobies
The Jokr reviews
Also, I was extremely upset when he asked what's ur favorite star wars character and I screamed “99” — and he did not acknowledge me. Read More
Bernoulli
Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma
Have you ever seen a box kite? Box is a bit of a misnomer, as the “boxes” in question are just rings of fabric stretched over a square frame. Read More
Campus Times
Campus Times: UR Lifeline
Now, I’m spreading the gospel of Campus Times. The rejuvenating, invigorating properties of CT of which we all crave. Read More
aerospace engineering is a farce
Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma
Welcome to a dimension where logic bends, equations fail, Bernoulli rolls in his grave, and the impossible dances on the breeze. Read More
Christmas
Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit
Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery. Read More
groundboi
Groundhogs plot to take over the University
The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school. Read More
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis. Read More