Humor
April Fool's
For whom the bell tolls
Rush Rhees Tower is the cultural and geographic center of the UR campus. But it is also the source of a great mystery. One I hope to uncover. Read More
April Fool's
Marathon man
He died in service of his nation and has been flexed on about it for two millennia — and they aren’t even doing it right! Read More
April Fool's
New professors teach the true meanings of chemistry
These new professors have already discussed some highlights to look forward to in their class. Read More
edgy fanfic
Geedis 3: Need for Geed
I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed. Read More
daisy
Updates on our Rabbit Overlord
When he finally approached Daisy’s kingdom, he proceeded to urinate upon the ground just outside the gates of her vast estates. Read More
extremely funny and relatable
Extremely funny and relatable humor article
This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone. Read More
epidemic
Washing machine woes: Tide Pods
There have been numerous reports of hardened and shriveled blue gel-plastic on clothes of all shapes and sizes, an ominous sign of a Tide Pod gone horribly wrong. Read More
February
A timely love letter to February
Although you happen to be the shortest month of the year, it feels like forever since you first arrived. Before we return to the monotony of 30 or 31-day months again, I just wanted to write this just to thank you for your visit and reminisce about some wonderful memories. Read More