Humor
April Fool's
New professors teach the true meanings of chemistry
These new professors have already discussed some highlights to look forward to in their class. Read More
edgy fanfic
Geedis 3: Need for Geed
I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed. Read More
daisy
Updates on our Rabbit Overlord
When he finally approached Daisy’s kingdom, he proceeded to urinate upon the ground just outside the gates of her vast estates. Read More
extremely funny and relatable
Extremely funny and relatable humor article
This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone. Read More
epidemic
Washing machine woes: Tide Pods
There have been numerous reports of hardened and shriveled blue gel-plastic on clothes of all shapes and sizes, an ominous sign of a Tide Pod gone horribly wrong. Read More
February
A timely love letter to February
Although you happen to be the shortest month of the year, it feels like forever since you first arrived. Before we return to the monotony of 30 or 31-day months again, I just wanted to write this just to thank you for your visit and reminisce about some wonderful memories. Read More
bowl
How to celebrate the Super Bowl like a pro
The Super Bowl was actually a 24-hour-long celebration of foods served in humanity’s greatest invention known as the bowl. Read More
baby
Baby presses charges against mother for being born
the birth was so unsatisfactory that the plaintiff received auditory and visual trauma from the disgust and harassment from the doctors, as well as sustained neglect from the mother subsequent to their birth. Read More