April Fools
April Fools
Opinions resignation
As the wise Preminger from “Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper” once said, “Why don't you stick to your books, schoolboy.” Read More
April Fools
Sports resignation
Moreover, I want to thank everyone at CT for expecting the absolute bare minimum from me and keeping their disappointment to themselves when I manage to do even less than that most weeks. Read More
20-story high parking lot
Why UR needs a 20-story parking lot on campus
According to all known codes of morality, there is little reason that the University should build a 20-story high parking lot. Read More
April Fool's
For whom the bell tolls
Rush Rhees Tower is the cultural and geographic center of the UR campus. But it is also the source of a great mystery. One I hope to uncover. Read More
April Fool's
Marathon man
He died in service of his nation and has been flexed on about it for two millennia — and they aren’t even doing it right! Read More
April Fool's
New professors teach the true meanings of chemistry
These new professors have already discussed some highlights to look forward to in their class. Read More
April Fools
Eclipse Portends Humanity’s Descent Back Into the Dark Ages
By: Rachel UnCaren Rochester officials are bracing for our latest descent into the dark ages, when God next deigns to blot out the Sun in early April. In a stunning rebuke of atheism, the Lord Himself will intervene in mortal affairs to briefly roll a sphere in front of another, larger sphere, in a game […]
April Fools
The Catholic Times Presents: ‘Ulysses’ by James Joyce, Part I
We are proud to introduce our new fiction serial, “The Catholic Times Presents,” which will feature history’s greatest novels in weekly portions. Read More
