Archives - Lilli Tamm

“Destroyed by mouth sounds:” a cappella demolition

His basic game plan: attract attention with a high D and wrist flourish to distract passerby, while the demolition team’s other members bulldoze campus property with equipment rescued from that one Elmwood Avenue construction site. Read More

Tunneling club reaches new tunnels

Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like. Read More

The return of ye olde Peet’s

I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location. Read More

The Gourds of Wrath

You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends. Read More

Tour Etiquette 101

Tours. We’ve got them! Read More

Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen

I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy! Read More

TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman

Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn. Read More

Feel the Chemistry

There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit. Read More

The Poster Sale Story: A Vignette of Rochester’s failing micro-economy

While most college students are no stranger to scrambling to make ends meet, this year’s iteration of the Fall Poster Sale has brought on a new dimension to the word “broke.” From ickle firsties eagerly spending Mommy and Daddy’s money on a lil’ something special, to upperclassmen who have spent the summer grinding away for […]

“Literacy? In MY Drama Club?”

I love not knowing how to read. I’m doing so well. Read More