Archives - Gabriel Jiang
Campus Times
Support the Student Newspaper
Help wanted! After everyone’s mass resignation event during the production of our previous issue, the Campus Times is now in shambles. Read More
kitchen utensil
The grate-ness of graters
Also, the variety of things that can be grated are out of this world. Ranging from vegetables to cheeses, all things can be improved by this humble kitchen tool. Read More
baby
Baby presses charges against mother for being born
the birth was so unsatisfactory that the plaintiff received auditory and visual trauma from the disgust and harassment from the doctors, as well as sustained neglect from the mother subsequent to their birth. Read More
Black Friday
The first gifting games of Black Friday
It’s that time of year again: Black Friday. Read More
life changing
Life-changing scam emails
Navigating the world of scam emails can be complex, but once you learn the ropes on how to maximize the dopamine rushes from these emails, your life will be changed forever. Read More
employment tips
How to Job: Full comprehensive tips
The employment world has become like a game that’s time-gated, but instead of time, it’s work experience and instead of being fun, it fills you with dread and hopelessness Read More
anarchy
They’re Watching
It’s time for us to make a move against the government and their bug-bird army. Read More
anti-tank system
Quick lesson on claiming tables
The process of claiming a seat during meal time rush hours can be quite the hassle. If done incorrectly, it can result in you not having a place to sit or even worse — death. Read More
Bugging Us
Some bugging news
It’s that time of the year again! We know them. We love them. Bugs! They’re everywhere: hair, food, bed, you name it. They’re so everywhere that it’s gone from a pressing issue to a world crisis. Read More
