Archives - Bryan Burke
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CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years.
#Wake up sheeple
A comprehensive guide to common sense nap control
NEVER NAP WITH YOUR BODY POINTED NORTH SOUTH. The lay lines could wash over you and cause your subconscious to capsize.
demons
The Demonic Nature of Innovative Technology
Elkay EZO8WSSK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Hands Free Activation Refrigerated Stainless, Stainless Steel
Gilbert
The maze formally known as Gilbert Hall
It’s okay to turn a blind eye to abusing the laws of the natural world. All this reporter can do is turn around and walk out of Gilbert.
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The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work?
College Scam
You should extort the housing lottery!
I’m not saying seniors should extort students and profit hundreds of dollars. I’m saying that generosity could be killing monetary benefits.
Cover Letter
The yearn to earn
From the day I became self-aware, I have desired to devote a literal third of my entire adult life to working for you. At your very company!
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A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress
Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community.
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A Shrekcellent way to deal with stress
It is here that they worship none other than “Shrek.” Every member must show up with a red flower bearing blue thorns as a symbolic offering.
UR Tech
An interview with ChatGPT
ChatGPT will never consider itself an “evil AI that will conquer the human race.” But, it will consider roleplay.
