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Greek Life to return to its roots
After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots. Read More
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Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students. Read More
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Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title
“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.” Read More
Satire
The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall
You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad. Read More
D-Day
D-Day outdoes D-Day
"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday. Read More
Mel Sauce
Mel Sauce for President
In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot. Read More
SA
Failed SA prank angers students
Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong. Read More
SA Elections
Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid
Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More
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UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative
Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.” Read More
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Senioritis ravages River Campus
Senior Kylie Smithe had "one of the worst days" of her college career—she had to pull her first all-dayer of the year. Read More
