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Douglass
Douglass doors demand deliverance
“THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN CLOSED AT ALL TIMES,” the sign read. But did anyone ever ask the door what it thought about that? Read More
5K Challenge
5K Challenge winner announced
The winning proposal in the annual 5K Challenge triumphed over ideas such as massage chairs and ski pants, despite having been submitted in crayon on the back of a pizza box. Read More
Snow
Hell freezes over, campus stays open
Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings. Read More
Greek Life
Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures
In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment. Read More
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How to be a normal person
Rochester students aren't always the most socially proficient. This handbook will help you learn to interact with actual human beings! Read More
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A bottle’s tale
Hey, you up there! I've been stepped on long enough. I'm ready to be listened to for once! Read More
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STEM students declare war
Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch. Read More
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Greek Life to return to its roots
After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots. Read More
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Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students. Read More
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Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title
“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.” Read More
