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SA Elections
Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid
Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More
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UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative
Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.” Read More
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Senioritis ravages River Campus
Senior Kylie Smithe had "one of the worst days" of her college career—she had to pull her first all-dayer of the year. Read More
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Single Room Available for Subletter
My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music. Read More
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Noisy neighbors
It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!” Read More
Dining
Dining lauded for creative seating solution
When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal. Read More
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Virus ravages campus
Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents. Read More
Seligman
Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike
UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015. Read More
SA
Martino signs order to build wall
The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters. Read More
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UR to build theme park with extra money
Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project. Read More
