Humor
extremely funny and relatable
Extremely funny and relatable humor article
This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone. Read More
epidemic
Washing machine woes: Tide Pods
There have been numerous reports of hardened and shriveled blue gel-plastic on clothes of all shapes and sizes, an ominous sign of a Tide Pod gone horribly wrong. Read More
February
A timely love letter to February
Although you happen to be the shortest month of the year, it feels like forever since you first arrived. Before we return to the monotony of 30 or 31-day months again, I just wanted to write this just to thank you for your visit and reminisce about some wonderful memories. Read More
bowl
How to celebrate the Super Bowl like a pro
The Super Bowl was actually a 24-hour-long celebration of foods served in humanity’s greatest invention known as the bowl. Read More
baby
Baby presses charges against mother for being born
the birth was so unsatisfactory that the plaintiff received auditory and visual trauma from the disgust and harassment from the doctors, as well as sustained neglect from the mother subsequent to their birth. Read More
music
A letter to my guitar
Ever since I bought you with my hard-earned money, you’ve brought me nothing but joy. Unlike couples who argue and fight, I can always enjoy your company. Read More
Danforth
The downfall of the plateocracy
Now, forks are able to be reunited with families. Plates are able to go home after decades in the kitchen. Spoons are able to live life on the dry-side, no longer submerged in sloppily executed imitations of soups and sauces. Read More
