Dear Reader,
This article is extremely funny and relatable. I request that you please laugh and share this article with your friend(s) and family. Smash that little subscribe button for more content and don’t forget to leave a (nice) comment below.
You know, when I first started writing The Funny Article (yes, it’s a proper noun), I wasn’t sure where to begin. But then the words just started flowing out and then I realized: This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone.
I knew that some people wouldn’t be able to understand The Funniest Article. Ever. so, out of consideration, I decided not to include the joke. I removed everything that I thought was funny about it, and now this is its present form. Trust me, this all may look lackluster, but it’s still The Funniest Article. Ever., also known as The Funny Article and, in some communities, The Article That Will Make You Laugh (trademark pending). No need to thank me.
In fact, now that I purposely ensured that this article was devoid of anything remotely funny, I actually think that it’s funnier than before! This is top-tier comedy in action, and I hope that you all, as readers, recognize that. Nowhere else can you find an article as funny and relatable as this. Conventionally, I would thank you for reading my hard written, hard researched, extremely humorous article, but when I think about the lack of humor in this world, I think you all should thank me instead.
No high shall ever trump this moment, for the peak of all humor has already been achieved.
Sincerely,
Brian Ly, The Funniest Humor Editor. Ever.
