Humor
April Fool's
Getting touched by the boogeyman
At the tender age of 18, I was horribly frightened by such stories. After all, I didn’t want to be taken away to the dark lands by the Boogeyman. Read More
April Fools
Mangelsdorf spotted protesting for Palestine, pledges to support students
“My responsibility as [UR’s] president is to protect and support students,” Mangelsdorf told the crowd. Read More
Bad Tattoo
This is awkward: I have a full back tattoo of Kanye and Jay-Z passionately embracing
Last week, I was at the public pool, about to swim a few laps, but I couldn’t even make it through one without being relentlessly mocked for my tattoo. Read More
April Fool's
Don’t save the bees!
And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities. Read More
April Fool's
Exclusive interview: the little guys inside the Wilco speakers
In an exclusive interview with the CT on Sunday, I sat down with Dirm Pittleford, the chieftain of the little guys in the Wilco speakers, to find out more. Read More
Billboard Hits
A timely appeal to the youth: Mangelsdorf covers Taylor Swift’s ‘You Need to Calm Down’
So I figure, good ol’ Tay Tay Swizzy is the bridge to make my anti-union stances clear—maybe these damn kids will finally shut the hell up.” Read More
April Fools
Humor editor resignation
Therefore, I have no choice but to set foot in a new direction. Read More
April Fools
Copy chief resignation
Don’t let the chilling erosion of our culinary freedom distract you; instead look again at the quotation marks. Read More
April Fools
Opinions resignation
As the wise Preminger from “Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper” once said, “Why don't you stick to your books, schoolboy.” Read More
