Humor
Nicolas Cage
Cage, the Elephant
Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance by their favorite alternative rock band, Cage the Elephant. “I’m going to demand my money back,” said Sarah Weise, a disgruntled fan who left the Main Street Armory half an hour into the performance. “I […]
Club Penguin
An open letter to big loser Club Penguin executives
BigFlippers306 thinks the Club Penguin executives are making a tremendous mistake by shutting down their site. Sad! Read More
Humor
What is humor?
How am I supposed to write something humorous when half the people I know find the cutesy, innocent humor of “New Girl” to their taste? Read More
SA
Martino signs order to build wall
The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters. Read More
Humor
Mr. Clean voted Sexiest Man Alive
The cleaning product’s mascot beat contenders like Leonardo DiCaprio, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and perennial favorite Jeb Bush. Read More
Satire
Echo takes social media by storm
Rather than attempt actual, old-fashioned human contact, let our algorithms pick friends for you! Read More
Narratives
Franklin and the chocolate factory
“Here we are,” said Scott Mistler-Ferguson, humor editor of the Campus Times, “this is the production room. This is where all the magic happens.” Read More
Narratives
I hate, therefore I am
Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book. Read More
Narratives
My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party. Read More
Humor
Bad advice from Brian: Drinking
You see, ever since I was a kid, I’ve been an extremely strong beer drinker. Read More
