Humor
Humor
Mr. Clean voted Sexiest Man Alive
The cleaning product’s mascot beat contenders like Leonardo DiCaprio, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and perennial favorite Jeb Bush. Read More
Satire
Echo takes social media by storm
Rather than attempt actual, old-fashioned human contact, let our algorithms pick friends for you! Read More
Narratives
Franklin and the chocolate factory
“Here we are,” said Scott Mistler-Ferguson, humor editor of the Campus Times, “this is the production room. This is where all the magic happens.” Read More
Narratives
I hate, therefore I am
Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book. Read More
Narratives
My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party. Read More
Humor
Bad advice from Brian: Drinking
You see, ever since I was a kid, I’ve been an extremely strong beer drinker. Read More
Political Comedy
Forgotten presidents of the United States
This week in Fictional History 101, we learned about some of our nation’s most forgotten presidents. Here’s what we learned! Read More
Humor
An ode to HBO Go
HBO Go, HBO Go, my Light, my Path, my Hope. Transform boredom into bliss. Give me strength, so that with finals I may cope. Read More
Narratives
Divorcing the iPhone
I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone. Read More