Humor
Humor
15 Beers on the Erie Canal
15 Beers on the Erie Canal, Rochester's premier maritime commerce–themed bar, will be closing its doors at the end of the calendar year. It will be owner Lawrence Leary's eighth failed business at the location. Read More
Bug Jar
Frat bro exposed to competence
Frat Brother accidentally goes to the Eastman campus. He was stunned by what he found there. Read More
Humor
‘Everyone Poops’ sequel announced
Coming to a bookstore near you: "Everyone Dies," the surprise sequel to the timeless children's book, “Everyone Poops." Read More
Humor
‘You’ve been Punc’d!’
Most people celebrated a traditional Easter Mass this weekend, Susquanandaiguaquoit's visiting priest had other ideas. Read More
Humor
Easter Bunny: Hoppin’ mad
Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny. I’m probably the least-appreciated figure in holiday lore. Another year has come and gone and once again I’ve received no recognition for my work. I feel like Santa gets all the credit when I do the same work that he does and more. Read More
Basketball
Busted
Did you hear about Jim? He was in a car accident. He got busted worse than this year's bracket. Read More
Nicolas Cage
The Chronicles of Picolas: The Hooker, the Cage, and the Pyramid
After three hours hiding from the police in an abandoned barn in Nevada, Nic Cage's nutritionist finally arrived. He had one question for her that would change all of our lives: "What can you tell me about pickles?" Read More
Snow
Hell freezes over, campus stays open
Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings. Read More
Guns
GOP says: Ban schools
This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools. Read More
Olympics
Russia hosts Alternate Olympics to protest ban
Banned from attending the Olympics by the International Olympic Committee, Russian president Vladimir Putin has created his own. Read More
