Humor
Fox
Letter: Quad Fox pushes back against scathing murder allegations
Anyone can edit a video to make it seem like a fox is eating a squirrel. In the video posted online, Quad Fox is actually eating tofu. Read More
insecurity
UR found to be leading the nation in intellectual insecurity
UR students typically base their self-worth entirely on shouting down peers in casual conversation using facts they learned from a YouTube video. Read More
course planning
The CT guide to enrolling in a secret course
Examples include two credit course “CAS 105: ROC YOUR BAR MITZVAH” and 69-credit course “XXX 420: Free Weed and Skateboard Tricks.” Read More
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Fox
Study finds most UR students have apparently never seen a fucking fox before
The red fox, known to STEM majors and insufferable men as “Vulpes vulpes,” is commonly found in every non-desert biome in the fucking Northern Hemisphere. Read More
Games and Quizzes
The humanities fun zone
I’ve curated this little section to be a playground for my fellow Humanities majors. Enjoy, and remember: STEM people don’t know how to read! Read More
Alpha Delta Phi
Funk tribunal dooms UR band to eternity of groove
The tribunal sought to review the legitimacy of first-year fusioneers “Nut Butter” as an heir to the greasy throne of River Campus funk. Read More
CT Recommends
CT Recommends: Wikipedia
The official Campus Times guide to using Wikipedia! Pro-tip: Be sure not to get Google.com’s and Wikipedia’s “search bars” confused. They look very alike. Read More
Douglass
Heroic Late Night Doug worker goes another weekend without killing any students
“God has abandoned Late Night, that’s for sure. He’s off the clock for those hours.” Read More
bathrooms
The definitive UR bathroom rankings
I somehow constantly need to pee, so I am uniquely qualified to discuss and rate our campus bathrooms. Why? Because it needs to be done. Read More
