Humor
activism
New Technology Revolutionizes Student-Campaigning
With fresh eyes and even fresher 12-packs of multicolored chalk, candidates have taken to the sidewalks to quite literally get their name out there. Read More
UR Joking
Woodland Gods in Your Woods? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
To Whomever among the Petty Mortals It May Concern, We write to you, sinking to a level of pathetic bargaining hitherto unknown to immortal beings, to ask that you please, as humans say, fuck right off. Read More
Professors
“Tenure? I hardly know her!”
Assistant professors across the nation are fucking around. What’s the worst that could happen — no one giving them money? Read More
diary
Lonely Musings: A Mouse’s Memoir
Dear Diary: I got a piece of cheese from some student that thinks they’re the main character. Read More
meliora
The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years
Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More
humor
Move In Weekend: A Sports Commentary
Let me tell you folks, this is a real intense batch. We’ve already seen some creative use of sidewalk space, such as one first year Chatheiryn Smith, who took up 30 square feet of the PepsiCo Plaza with her nucleo-mercury retrograde-enlightened crystal collection. Read More
In-Person Classes
The Devil’s in the Details (of your syllabus)
Some have willingly entered into his service. I am no Faust: I was merely a fool. Lying in small print, at the bottom of the second page of his syllabus for ENGL 321 Read More
tik tok
The Tumblr Revival No One Asked For
Maybe some good will come out of this unholy Tumblr/TikTok matrimony after all. Read More