Humor
anarchy
They’re Watching
It’s time for us to make a move against the government and their bug-bird army. Read More
chicken shop date
It’s called flirting, Amelia! A letter to those personally victimized by Chicken Shop Date.
Countrymen, brothers, find your rest with me. Close your gaping jaws and squeal no longer. Yes, that really happened. We all watched Spiderman giggle and kick his feet over the cutest (fake) date ever. In the visual embodiment of “jk, jk … unless,” Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield teamed up this Saturday to unite America […]
candidates
Voting day: Rochester’s newest school tradition
If you thought Meliora Weekend was fun, with highlights such as the giant “Meliora” sign, food trucks, and the obviously run-down Ferris Wheel, brace yourselves for UR’s newest tradition. With the highest-stake Election Day coming up on Nov. 5, the University has now introduced the All-School Election Race, a University-wide contest promoting political polarization on […]
anti-tank system
Quick lesson on claiming tables
The process of claiming a seat during meal time rush hours can be quite the hassle. If done incorrectly, it can result in you not having a place to sit or even worse — death. Read More
concoction
I got tired of eating Pit food, so I made my own concoction
I’ve long since started getting food from off-campus (E Suki and Taichi my beloved), but recently I’ve considered giving campus food another try — this time, on my own terms. Read More
Australia
Pesto is sus
This guy is twice as large as any of his siblings and even larger than his parents. He is anything but a little guy. His stature is … actually a little bit suspicious. Read More