Humor

How to Job: Full comprehensive tips

The employment world has become like a game that’s time-gated, but instead of time, it’s work experience and instead of being fun, it fills you with dread and hopelessness Read More

They’re Watching

It’s time for us to make a move against the government and their bug-bird army. Read More


It’s called flirting, Amelia! A letter to those personally victimized by Chicken Shop Date.

Countrymen, brothers, find your rest with me. Close your gaping jaws and squeal no longer.  Yes, that really happened. We all watched Spiderman giggle and kick his feet over the cutest (fake) date ever. In the visual embodiment of “jk, jk … unless,” Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield teamed up this Saturday to unite America […]


Voting day: Rochester’s newest school tradition

If you thought Meliora Weekend was fun, with highlights such as the giant “Meliora” sign, food trucks, and the obviously run-down Ferris Wheel, brace yourselves for UR’s newest tradition. With the highest-stake Election Day coming up on Nov. 5, the University has now introduced the All-School Election Race, a University-wide contest promoting political polarization on […]

Quick lesson on claiming tables

The process of claiming a seat during meal time rush hours can be quite the hassle. If done incorrectly, it can result in you not having a place to sit or even worse — death. Read More

I got tired of eating Pit food, so I made my own concoction

I’ve long since started getting food from off-campus (E Suki and Taichi my beloved), but recently I’ve considered giving campus food another try — this time, on my own terms. Read More