Narratives
Narratives
To all the Uber drivers I’ve loved before <3
From the April Fools section: Here’s to you, boys. Thank you for serving our streets and for bringing a light to my life. I will never forget you. Read More
Narratives
The diary of a student forgotten in Whipple Park
Hello to whoever finds this in the future. My name is Chad Spike, and I’m quarantining in Whipple Park because I got COVID-19. Read More
Narratives
Lake Ontario: shockingly bereft of crabs
So I went up to the lake, and ventured out onto the ice. A disclaimer: I know nothing about ice fishing. Read More
Chicken
The human beauty of the internet
The world wide web is perhaps the most complete repository of human strangeness to ever exist. Read More
#Fuck spiders
Southside spiders seriously spook Stella
Imagine my displeasure upon finding a gargantuan, lustrous-rumped, gangly-legged, octo-eyed, bitch-ass orb weaver staring at me from its tiny nest of butt string. Read More
personal growth
Tony Hawk (maybe) gets bigger
Mr. Hawk has allegedly made a resurgence, and is quite possibly bigger than he’s ever been. Read More
memes
Stock photo models afraid of becoming memes
“I’m just taking this class for an easy A, I’m not looking to become a meme,” junior Jen Erica Photo said. Read More
groundboi
The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school
In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court. Read More
calendars
Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October
From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period. Read More
