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Dac Hoe on Monroe serves up some truly pho-nominal food

When my parents and I walked into Dac Hoe, I was worried. It was about 6 p.m. on a Sunday night, and there was absolutely no one else in the entire restaurant. Was this place in the midst of a downward spiral? Was it a front for some other dubious operation? What was going on? […]

Hygiene optional in college fornication

Courtesy ofhttp://www.permanentmkup.com/ One of my favorite things about college is having the opportunity to live on a campus where the population density rivals that of Bangladesh- and that’s not counting the family living in the basement of Hoeing. While spending two thirds of the year in a human sized ant farm may not seem immediately […]

Make 'Em Laugh: Southside finally secedes from the University

After much deliberation, President Joel Seligman declared on Monday that Southside will be separating from the River Campus to form the new University of Rochester South Campus, Online. This secession is due to the realization that Valentine and deKiewiet Towers are “just too fucking far away,” Seligman said as he addressed the media yesterday. “When […]

Don't turn that dial: Interview with URTV

An interview with the University of Rochester TV club. Read More

It's all shit to me: a quest for the best bathroom on campus

An exploration and evaluation of the best bathrooms on campus. Read More

We must learn from this tragic experience

The tragic and unexpected passing of Jeffrey Bordeaux, Jr. on the morning of Saturday, Jan. 15 is a clear example of how we, as people, fail to seek peace, reasoning, and to use love to resolve our own issues Read More

SA president offers advice to grieving campus community

An interview with Student's Association president, junior Scott Strenger. Read More

The spill on Bourbon Club

A Campus Times interview with the mysterious president of the Bourbon Club. Read More

The statement neck piece: a winter alternative

A student studies winter fashion, particularly focusing on winter wear. Read More

Vegetarian meals are a real hoot at the Owl House

Campus Times Features editor, Hayden Ford, goes to the Owl House restaurant for a dining review of off-campus cuisine. Read More